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/ Q: What's the difference between the    \
| 1950's and the 1980's? A: In the 80's,  |
| a man walks into a drugstore and states |
| loudly, "I'd                            |
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| like some condoms," and then, leaning   |
| over the counter, whispers,             |
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\ "and some cigarettes."                  /
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